Monday February 1, 2010 Posted 6 months ago by Johnny Lee Walker
Top Things Overheard at the Grammys
1) Wait a sec . . . Michael Jackson's DEAD?!!
2) "Poker face"??? More like, "Put a Bag Over Her Face".
3) I'm dying for some popcorn or peanuts, but I don't want to bother Tito during his brother's tribute.
4) Hey look, it's one of those monsters from "Where the Wild Things Are"! Oh, wait, forget it. It's just Courtney Love.
5) I heard Pink and Lady Gaga got in a fight while waiting in line for the men's room.
6) Okay, one last time: the one on the left's Alice Cooper, and the one on the right's Katy Perry?
7) Great. All the seats in the house and I get the one right behind Amy Winehouse.
8) That 3-D image of Michael Jackson just reached out for MacCauley Culkin's crotch!
9) Don't look so excited, Willie Nelson . . . I said BLUE grass.
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