Friday January 29, 2010 Posted 6 months ago by Johnny Lee Walker
Top John Edwards voicemails
1) Newt Gingrich here. Want to join my Disgraced Politicians Who Cheated on Their Cancer-Stricken Wives group?
2) Hey John, it's the white, formerly hip, middle-aged masses.......don't sweat it; you're still our guy.
3) It's the clinic. Your monthly prescription is in.
4) Hey man, it's Barack. If it's any consolation, the White House ain't all it's cracked up to be.
5) Hi friend, it's Maury Povich. Next time come on my show and I'll get everything cleared up. - Johnny
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